J.B. Chimpanski

Monke stares are you.

MONKE

"Steal funny eat car"

Monke is very cool, you must recite the Monke Pledge:

Monke will, Monke must, Monke have, Monke can, Monke take, Monke steal, Monke kidnap, Monke bash, Monke go get, Monke is cool, Monke likes it